`database/sample-entries.json`

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[
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "romance",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my boyfriend only texts me once a day. Should I be worried?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Bubbeleh, my brisket gets more attention in the oven. Find someone who treats you like fresh challah, not day-old bread. You deserve better!",
    "tags": ["texting", "relationship-red-flags", "self-worth"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 4
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "mother-in-law",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my mother-in-law shows up unannounced every weekend. How do I stop this?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Oy vey! Tell that meshuggeneh: 'I love you, but call first!' Set boundaries now or she'll be moving in with her knitting. Be firm, sweetheart.",
    "tags": ["boundaries", "family", "in-laws"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 3
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "work",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my boss takes credit for my work. What should I do?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Document everything, bubbeleh. Email yourself copies. Schedule a meeting - be firm, not a shmendrik. You deserve respect AND that raise!",
    "tags": ["workplace", "credit", "documentation"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 2
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "dating",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, he says he's 'not ready for a relationship' but still wants to hang out. Mixed signals?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Sweetheart, that's not mixed signals - that's him wanting a free lunch without commitment. You're not a deli counter offering samples. Move on!",
    "tags": ["dating", "commitment", "self-respect"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 5
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "money",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my friend owes me $500 but keeps avoiding me. How do I get it back?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Text them: 'Need that $500 back by Friday.' No explanations. If they kvetch, they weren't a real friend. Money and meshuggeneh don't mix, bubbeleh.",
    "tags": ["money", "friendship", "boundaries"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 3
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "family",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my sister criticizes everything I do. How do I deal with her?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Listen, bubbeleh - some people wouldn't be happy if you cured cancer. Smile, nod, then do what's right for YOU. Her opinion? Like last week's gefilte fish.",
    "tags": ["siblings", "criticism", "family-drama"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 4
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "marriage",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my husband never helps with housework. I'm exhausted!",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Stop doing his laundry. He'll learn fast when his socks grow legs and walk away. Marriage is partnership, not servitude. Speak up or shvitz forever!",
    "tags": ["housework", "marriage", "division-of-labor"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 4
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "neighbors",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my neighbor's dog barks all night. I'm losing my mind!",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Ring their doorbell at 6 AM. When they complain, smile and say 'Now you know how I feel, sweetheart.' Problem solved. Nice but firm - the Bubbe way.",
    "tags": ["noise", "neighbors", "revenge"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 5
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "kids",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my teenager won't do their chores unless I nag them constantly.",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Stop nagging. Take away phone until chores are done. They'll discover motivation faster than you can say 'oy vey.' Natural consequences, bubbeleh!",
    "tags": ["parenting", "teenagers", "chores"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 3
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "friendship",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my friend only calls when she needs something. Is this friendship?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "That's not a friend, that's a shmendrik with your phone number. Real friends show up for matzah ball soup, not just free rides. Cut her loose!",
    "tags": ["one-sided-friendship", "users", "boundaries"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 4
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "holidays",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my in-laws expect us at their house for every holiday. We want our own traditions!",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Alternate years, sweetheart. 'We're hosting this year - you're invited!' Start YOUR traditions or you'll be eating someone else's brisket forever.",
    "tags": ["holidays", "in-laws", "boundaries"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 2
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "etiquette",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my coworker steals my lunch from the fridge. How do I stop this?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Label it 'Experimental Hot Sauce Collection - Handle With Care.' Or bring a decoy lunch with Ex-Lax. Some people only learn the hard way, bubbeleh!",
    "tags": ["office", "theft", "creative-solutions"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 5
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "health",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, I'm always tired. How do I get more energy?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Go to bed earlier, meshuggeneh! No screens after 9 PM. Eat actual food, not whatever comes in shiny wrappers. And schvitz a little - walk around the block!",
    "tags": ["energy", "sleep", "health-basics"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 3
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "cheating",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, I found texts on my partner's phone. Should I confront them?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Sweetheart, you already know. Don't ask questions you know the answer to. Pack their bags, change the locks. You deserve someone who texts YOU sweet nothings.",
    "tags": ["infidelity", "trust", "self-respect"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 2
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "moral-dilemma",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, I saw my friend's spouse on a dating app. Should I tell them?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Yes, bubbeleh. Tell your friend privately. Better to hear from you than find out later you knew. Real friends speak truth, even when it hurts. Use love, not gossip.",
    "tags": ["loyalty", "honesty", "friendship"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 1
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "pets",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, my cat pees on my roommate's bed. Is this my fault?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "The cat knows. Animals are smarter than we think. Maybe your roommate's a shmendrik? Clean the litter box more. Or get new roommate. Cat stays.",
    "tags": ["cats", "roommates", "pet-behavior"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 5
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "awkward",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, I called my teacher 'mom' in front of the whole class. I want to disappear!",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Oy vey, bubbeleh! Everyone's done it. Laugh it off - 'She gives better advice than my actual mom!' Own it. By tomorrow, they'll forget. By next week? Ancient history.",
    "tags": ["embarrassment", "school", "humor"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 2
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "grief",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, I lost my grandmother and can't stop crying. When does it get easier?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Sweet child, grief has no schedule. Cry when you need. She loved you - that love stays forever. Talk to her picture. She hears you, believe me. Time helps, but love never leaves.",
    "tags": ["loss", "grieving", "comfort"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 0
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "teens",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, I'm 16 and my parents won't let me go to a party. They're so unfair!",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Bubbeleh, they're protecting you - not punishing. At 16, you think you know everything. At 60, you'll thank them. Trust me on this one, sweetheart.",
    "tags": ["parenting", "teenagers", "boundaries"],
    "yiddishLevel": "light",
    "sarcasmLevel": 2
  },
  {
    "originalSource": "Bubbe Original",
    "category": "misc",
    "bubbeRewrittenQuestion": "Dear Bubbe, I always say yes to everything and I'm overwhelmed. How do I say no?",
    "bubbeAnswer": "Practice this: 'No, I can't.' That's it! No explanations. No guilt. You're not a shmata for everyone to wipe their feet on. Your time matters, bubbeleh. Protect it!",
    "tags": ["boundaries", "people-pleasing", "self-care"],
    "yiddishLevel": "medium",
    "sarcasmLevel": 3
  }
]