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acd043910ca879438a301a0d3b5daa66c961315f · 2026-02-13 18:19:27 +0000 · DW Commit Agent

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commit acd043910ca879438a301a0d3b5daa66c961315f
Author: DW Commit Agent <commit-agent@dw-agents.com>
Date:   Fri Feb 13 18:19:27 2026 +0000

    chore(alshi-dash,kalshi-dash): update 3 files (.jsx) [+22/-22]
---
 kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/BrowseMarkets.jsx  |  6 +++---
 kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/ConnectKalshi.jsx  | 26 +++++++++++++-------------
 kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/TestConnection.jsx | 12 ++++++------
 3 files changed, 22 insertions(+), 22 deletions(-)

diff --git a/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/BrowseMarkets.jsx b/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/BrowseMarkets.jsx
index a311ecd..b8e80fc 100644
--- a/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/BrowseMarkets.jsx
+++ b/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/BrowseMarkets.jsx
@@ -31,15 +31,15 @@ export default function BrowseMarkets({ data, update, next, back }) {
   return (
     <div className="space-y-6">
       <div className="text-center">
-        <h2 className="text-2xl font-bold mb-2">Browse Markets</h2>
-        <p className="text-gray-400 text-sm">Loading event contracts from Kalshi</p>
+        <h2 className="text-2xl font-bold mb-2">Let's See What They're Selling</h2>
+        <p className="text-gray-400 text-sm">I'm snooping through the markets. You're welcome.</p>
       </div>
 
       <div className="card">
         {loading ? (
           <div className="flex flex-col items-center justify-center py-12 gap-4">
             <div className="animate-spin w-10 h-10 border-3 border-amber-500 border-t-transparent rounded-full" />
-            <p className="text-sm text-gray-400">Fetching markets from Kalshi...</p>
+            <p className="text-sm text-gray-400">Schlepping markets from Kalshi... patience is a virtue</p>
           </div>
         ) : error ? (
           <div className="text-center py-8">
diff --git a/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/ConnectKalshi.jsx b/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/ConnectKalshi.jsx
index 691d823..ffed38d 100644
--- a/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/ConnectKalshi.jsx
+++ b/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/ConnectKalshi.jsx
@@ -46,47 +46,47 @@ export default function ConnectKalshi({ data, update, next, back }) {
               Demo (Smart)
             </button>
             <button onClick={() => setEnv('prod')} className={`flex-1 py-2 rounded-lg text-sm font-medium transition ${env === 'prod' ? 'bg-green-500/15 text-green-400 border border-green-500/30' : 'bg-gray-800/50 text-gray-500 border border-gray-700'}`}>
-              Production
+              Production (Brave)
             </button>
           </div>
         </div>
 
         <div>
-          <label className="block text-xs text-gray-400 mb-1.5 font-medium">API Key ID</label>
+          <label className="block text-xs text-gray-400 mb-1.5 font-medium">API Key ID (the one they gave you)</label>
           <input type="text" value={apiKey} onChange={e => setApiKey(e.target.value)}
-            placeholder="Your Kalshi API key ID"
+            placeholder="Paste it here, bubeleh"
             className="w-full px-3 py-2 bg-gray-800/50 border border-gray-700 rounded-lg text-sm focus:border-amber-500 focus:outline-none font-mono" />
         </div>
 
         <div>
-          <label className="block text-xs text-gray-400 mb-1.5 font-medium">Private Key (PEM)</label>
+          <label className="block text-xs text-gray-400 mb-1.5 font-medium">Private Key (the whole megillah, PEM format)</label>
           <textarea value={privateKey} onChange={e => setPrivateKey(e.target.value)}
             placeholder="-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----&#10;...&#10;-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----"
             rows={6}
             className="w-full px-3 py-2 bg-gray-800/50 border border-gray-700 rounded-lg text-sm focus:border-amber-500 focus:outline-none font-mono text-xs leading-relaxed" />
-          <p className="text-[10px] text-gray-600 mt-1">This key is stored encrypted and never leaves this server</p>
+          <p className="text-[10px] text-gray-600 mt-1">Don't worry, I keep it locked up tighter than your grandmother's jewelry box</p>
         </div>
 
         {error && <p className="text-red-400 text-xs">{error}</p>}
       </div>
 
       <div className="card bg-gray-800/30">
-        <h3 className="text-sm font-medium mb-2">Where to get your API keys</h3>
+        <h3 className="text-sm font-medium mb-2">What, you don't have keys yet? Oy vey.</h3>
         <ol className="text-xs text-gray-400 space-y-1.5 list-decimal list-inside">
-          <li>Log into <span className="text-amber-400 font-mono">kalshi.com</span></li>
-          <li>Go to Settings → API Keys</li>
-          <li>Click "Create API Key" — download the private key file immediately</li>
-          <li>Copy the API Key ID and paste the PEM contents above</li>
+          <li>Go log into <span className="text-amber-400 font-mono">kalshi.com</span> like a mensch</li>
+          <li>Find Settings → API Keys (it's not that hard, look around)</li>
+          <li>Click "Create API Key" and <strong>download that private key file immediately</strong></li>
+          <li>Copy the Key ID and paste the PEM contents up there. Simple.</li>
         </ol>
-        <p className="text-[10px] text-red-400 mt-2">The private key file cannot be downloaded again after creation!</p>
+        <p className="text-[10px] text-red-400 mt-2">Listen to me — that private key file? You can only download it ONCE. Lose it and you start over. Don't say I didn't warn you.</p>
       </div>
 
       <div className="flex items-center justify-between">
         <button onClick={back} className="text-sm text-gray-500 hover:text-gray-300">Back</button>
         <div className="flex items-center gap-3">
-          <button onClick={skip} className="text-sm text-gray-500 hover:text-gray-300">Skip (paper only)</button>
+          <button onClick={skip} className="text-sm text-gray-500 hover:text-gray-300">Skip (play pretend)</button>
           <button onClick={save} disabled={saving || !apiKey || !privateKey} className="btn btn-p">
-            {saving ? 'Saving...' : 'Save & Continue'}
+            {saving ? 'Saving, patience...' : 'Save & Continue'}
           </button>
         </div>
       </div>
diff --git a/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/TestConnection.jsx b/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/TestConnection.jsx
index 3f79da4..f1d43b1 100644
--- a/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/TestConnection.jsx
+++ b/kalshi-dash/src/setup/steps/TestConnection.jsx
@@ -66,19 +66,19 @@ export default function TestConnection({ data, update, next, back }) {
   return (
     <div className="space-y-6">
       <div className="text-center">
-        <h2 className="text-2xl font-bold mb-2">Test Connection</h2>
-        <p className="text-gray-400 text-sm">Verifying Kalshi API access</p>
+        <h2 className="text-2xl font-bold mb-2">Let's See If This Thing Works</h2>
+        <p className="text-gray-400 text-sm">I'm checking your wiring. Hold your horses.</p>
       </div>
 
       <div className="grid grid-cols-2 gap-4">
-        <TestCard title="Exchange Status" loading={exLoading} result={exchangeTest} />
-        <TestCard title="Authenticated" loading={authLoading} result={authTest}
-          skippedMsg={skipped ? 'Skipped — paper mode only' : (!data.keys ? 'No keys provided' : null)} />
+        <TestCard title="Is Kalshi Even Open?" loading={exLoading} result={exchangeTest} />
+        <TestCard title="Do They Know Who You Are?" loading={authLoading} result={authTest}
+          skippedMsg={skipped ? 'You skipped this — playing pretend, remember?' : (!data.keys ? 'No keys, no entry. What did you expect?' : null)} />
       </div>
 
       {!exLoading && !authLoading && (
         <div className="flex justify-center">
-          <button onClick={runExchangeTest} className="text-xs text-gray-500 hover:text-gray-300">Retry Tests</button>
+          <button onClick={runExchangeTest} className="text-xs text-gray-500 hover:text-gray-300">Try again, maybe this time it'll listen</button>
         </div>
       )}
 

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