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<title>Come In and Get Me — P24 Cartoon Desk</title>
<meta name="description" content="Original P24 editorial cartoon in classic editorial-ink style: the one-day honorary mayor — a parking meter — refuses to vacate the office." />
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<div class="cap"><span class="q">“You want the office back? Come in and get me.”</span></div>
<div class="sub">P24 Cartoon Desk · in classic editorial-ink style (device: the barricade) · on the Erie story “Sworn In as One-Day Honorary Mayor, Parking Meter Refuses to Vacate Office.” Invented satire.</div>
<div class="back"><a href="index.html">← Back to the Cartoon Desk</a> · <a href="reference/index.html">the editorial-ink style reference</a></div>
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