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{
"date": "2026-09-25",
"generated_at": "2026-09-25T09:15:06.047Z",
"count": 6,
"briefs": [
{
"id": "fog-bank-schedule",
"title": "The Fog That Keeps Office Hours",
"brief": "A single bold SVG illustration: an INVENTED coastal town's fog bank rolls in and out on a suspiciously punctual 9-to-5 schedule, complete with a little fog 'clock-out' each evening. Click to advance the hour; caption tracks whether the fog is 'on the clock.'",
"category": "weather",
"slug": "20260925-fog-bank-schedule",
"status": "failed"
},
{
"id": "tiebreaker-overtime-spiral",
"title": "The Game That Wouldn't End",
"brief": "A three-panel SVG strip: an INVENTED rec-league match keeps going to sudden-death overtime so many times the scoreboard runs out of digits and switches to Roman numerals. Click to add another overtime; plot twist swaps which invented sport it is (kickball, bocce, cornhole).",
"category": "sports",
"slug": "20260925-tiebreaker-overtime-spiral",
"status": "failed"
},
{
"id": "earmark-tug-of-war",
"title": "The Earmark Tug-of-War",
"brief": "A single bold SVG illustration: an INVENTED rope-pull where each team is a caricatured interest group hauling a giant dollar-sign log toward their own tiny truck. Dragging changes who's winning and rewrites the caption. Light/dark toggle.",
"category": "politics",
"slug": "20260925-earmark-tug-of-war",
"status": "failed"
},
{
"id": "sunset-clause-sundial",
"title": "The Sunset Clause That Never Sets",
"brief": "A single SVG metaphor: an INVENTED law's 'sunset clause' as a sundial where the shadow keeps getting renewed by an official running out with a bigger gnomon before dusk ever arrives. Interactive: drag the sun, shadow always gets 'extended'.",
"category": "politics",
"slug": "20260925-sunset-clause-sundial",
"status": "failed"
},
{
"id": "red-tape-maze",
"title": "The Red Tape Labyrinth",
"brief": "A three-panel SVG strip: a citizen enters an INVENTED permit office as a straightforward hallway; each panel the hallway visibly grows a new looping detour of literal red tape. A 'shortcut' button always adds MORE tape. Good-natured, invented office.",
"category": "politics",
"slug": "20260925-red-tape-maze",
"status": "failed"
},
{
"id": "snow-drift-property-line",
"title": "The Drift That Knows the Deed",
"brief": "A three-panel SVG strip: an INVENTED snowstorm politely piles snow exactly along one homeowner's property line and nowhere else, panel by panel building a suspiciously tidy drift wall. Plot twist swaps which invented neighbor benefits.",
"category": "weather",
"slug": "20260925-snow-drift-property-line",
"status": "failed"
}
]
}