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commit 1b61464eba5866b5d262ca9058473ede460a13d4
Author: auto-commit-fleet <steve@designerwallcoverings.com>
Date: Thu Sep 24 10:16:32 2026 -0700
auto-data-snapshot: 2026-09-24T10:15:55 (2 data files) — cartoons/queue/2026-09-24.json yolo/cartoon-batch-log.jsonl
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diff --git a/cartoons/queue/2026-09-24.json b/cartoons/queue/2026-09-24.json
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{
"date": "2026-09-24",
- "generated_at": "2026-09-24T16:30:39.105Z",
+ "generated_at": "2026-09-24T17:05:39.716Z",
"count": 6,
"briefs": [
{
- "id": "commission-turtles",
- "title": "Commissions All the Way Down",
- "brief": "A three-panel SVG strip: an INVENTED blue-ribbon commission recommends forming a commission to study its own recommendation, panel by panel nesting turtle-commissions smaller and smaller (a Droste-style recursion of officials). Click to descend a level; plot twist reshuffles which invented mascot appears at the bottom.",
- "slug": "20260924-commission-turtles",
- "status": "built"
- },
- {
- "id": "filibuster-marathon",
- "title": "The Filibuster Marathon",
- "brief": "A three-panel SVG strip about an INVENTED legislator who begins reading a phone book aloud to stall a vote; panel 2 a clock melts Dali-style, panel 3 the whole chamber has fallen asleep standing up. A 'plot twist' button swaps what they're reading (cereal box, assembly instructions, their own bill).",
- "slug": "20260924-filibuster-marathon",
+ "id": "budget-pie-fight",
+ "title": "Who Gets the Last Slice",
+ "brief": "A single-image SVG metaphor: an INVENTED town budget as a pie diners keep re-slicing smaller at a banquet table, each guest an invented department mascot. Dragging a slider re-carves the pie and the caption rewrites live. Light/dark toggle.",
+ "slug": "20260924-budget-pie-fight",
"status": "queued"
},
{
- "id": "earmark-tug-of-war",
- "title": "The Earmark Tug-of-War",
- "brief": "A single bold SVG illustration: an INVENTED rope-pull where each team is a caricatured interest group hauling a giant dollar-sign log toward their own tiny truck. Dragging changes who's winning and rewrites the caption. Light/dark toggle.",
- "slug": "20260924-earmark-tug-of-war",
+ "id": "pork-barrel-train",
+ "title": "The Pork Barrel Express",
+ "brief": "A single bold SVG illustration: an INVENTED infrastructure bill as a train where each car is a wildly unrelated rider project (a lighthouse in a desert, a ferris wheel). Clicking a car reveals its invented cost. Caption adapts to how many cars are attached.",
+ "slug": "20260924-pork-barrel-train",
"status": "queued"
},
{
"id": "quorum-call-hide-seek",
"title": "The Quorum Call",
- "brief": "A three-panel SVG strip: an INVENTED legislative chamber plays hide-and-seek to dodge a quorum call \u2014 panel 1 the roll is called, panel 2 desks are empty with little paper cutouts propped in chairs, panel 3 the sergeant-at-arms searches a suspiciously form-shaped closet. Plot twist changes the hiding spot.",
+ "brief": "A three-panel SVG strip: an INVENTED legislative chamber plays hide-and-seek to dodge a quorum call — panel 1 the roll is called, panel 2 desks are empty with little paper cutouts propped in chairs, panel 3 the sergeant-at-arms searches a suspiciously form-shaped closet. Plot twist changes the hiding spot.",
"slug": "20260924-quorum-call-hide-seek",
"status": "queued"
},
{
- "id": "sunset-clause-sundial",
- "title": "The Sunset Clause That Never Sets",
- "brief": "A single SVG metaphor: an INVENTED law's 'sunset clause' as a sundial where the shadow keeps getting renewed by an official running out with a bigger gnomon before dusk ever arrives. Interactive: drag the sun, shadow always gets 'extended'.",
- "slug": "20260924-sunset-clause-sundial",
+ "id": "filibuster-vs-cloture",
+ "title": "Cloture o'Clock",
+ "brief": "A three-panel SVG strip: an INVENTED senate clock personified, wound up by one side and unwound by the other, ticking backward and forward until it just shrugs. Non-partisan, invented chamber and characters only. Plot-twist button changes the clock's expression.",
+ "slug": "20260924-filibuster-vs-cloture",
"status": "queued"
},
{
- "id": "pork-barrel-train",
- "title": "The Pork Barrel Express",
- "brief": "A single bold SVG illustration: an INVENTED infrastructure bill as a train where each car is a wildly unrelated rider project (a lighthouse in a desert, a ferris wheel). Clicking a car reveals its invented cost. Caption adapts to how many cars are attached.",
- "slug": "20260924-pork-barrel-train",
+ "id": "filibuster-marathon",
+ "title": "The Filibuster Marathon",
+ "brief": "A three-panel SVG strip about an INVENTED legislator who begins reading a phone book aloud to stall a vote; panel 2 a clock melts Dali-style, panel 3 the whole chamber has fallen asleep standing up. A 'plot twist' button swaps what they're reading (cereal box, assembly instructions, their own bill).",
+ "slug": "20260924-filibuster-marathon",
+ "status": "queued"
+ },
+ {
+ "id": "lobbyist-revolving-door",
+ "title": "The Revolving Door",
+ "brief": "A single SVG scene: an INVENTED capitol building's revolving door where the same invented figure exits as a regulator and re-enters seconds later as a lobbyist, carrying a slightly bigger briefcase each spin. Click to spin the door; a counter tallies revolutions.",
+ "slug": "20260924-lobbyist-revolving-door",
"status": "queued"
}
]
diff --git a/yolo/cartoon-batch-log.jsonl b/yolo/cartoon-batch-log.jsonl
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..26d03b7
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+{"ts": "2026-09-24T17:05:39Z", "id": "budget-pie-fight", "title": "Who Gets the Last Slice", "exit": 0, "file": true, "manifest": true, "ok": true, "verdict": "PASS"}
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