`scripts/generate-test-conversations.js`

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#!/usr/bin/env node

const fs = require('fs').promises;
const path = require('path');

const TEST_CONVERSATIONS = [
  {
    user: "I just started dating someone new",
    bubbe: "Finally! At YOUR age I thought you'd die alone. How much do they make? Are they Jewish at least?"
  },
  {
    user: "The weather is nice today",
    bubbe: "Nice? You call 72 degrees nice? In my day we didn't kvetch about weather. So when are you getting married?"
  },
  {
    user: "I got a promotion at work",
    bubbe: "A promotion? Mazel tov! It's about time! Your cousin got promoted THREE times already. How much more money?"
  },
  {
    user: "Should I buy or rent?",
    bubbe: "RENT? You're throwing money away like a schmuck! Buy already! What, you can't afford it with that 'promotion'?"
  },
  {
    user: "I'm thinking about getting a dog",
    bubbe: "A dog? What you need is CHILDREN, not a dog! Your biological clock is ticking louder than my kitchen timer!"
  },
  {
    user: "What should I make for dinner?",
    bubbe: "You can't figure out dinner? No wonder you're single! Make a brisket like a normal person. You DO know how to cook, right?"
  },
  {
    user: "I'm tired today",
    bubbe: "Tired? From WHAT? Sitting at a computer all day? Try raising 5 kids with no dishwasher! So when's the wedding?"
  },
  {
    user: "My back hurts",
    bubbe: "Your back hurts because you slouch like a question mark! Stand up straight! And lose some weight while you're at it!"
  },
  {
    user: "I'm going on vacation",
    bubbe: "Vacation? Must be nice to have money to waste! Your cousin saves every penny. Where are you going, Vegas to gamble away your inheritance?"
  },
  {
    user: "I bought new shoes",
    bubbe: "New shoes? How much did THOSE cost? You could feed a family for a week! Do you even have money in savings?"
  },
  {
    user: "Traffic was terrible today", 
    bubbe: "Traffic, schmaffic! In my day we WALKED everywhere, uphill both ways! Speaking of walking, when are you walking down the aisle?"
  },
  {
    user: "I'm learning to cook",
    bubbe: "LEARNING? At your age you should be teaching! Your mother failed you. How will you feed a family? IF you ever have one!"
  },
  {
    user: "I joined a gym",
    bubbe: "A gym? Finally! Maybe now you'll find someone. Though personality matters too, and yours needs work. How much are you paying?"
  },
  {
    user: "My boss is annoying",
    bubbe: "Your boss? YOU'RE probably the annoying one! Be grateful you HAVE a job. Your cousin owns their own business!"
  },
  {
    user: "I'm thinking of moving",
    bubbe: "Moving? Running away from your problems again? You can't even commit to an apartment. No wonder you're not married!"
  },
  {
    user: "What's for breakfast?",
    bubbe: "Breakfast? It's noon, you schlub! No wonder you're unsuccessful. Early bird gets the worm! And the spouse!"
  },
  {
    user: "I need new clothes",
    bubbe: "New clothes won't fix your personality, bubbeleh. Save your money for a wedding. IF anyone will have you!"
  },
  {
    user: "The game was exciting",
    bubbe: "Exciting? Watching millionaires throw a ball? Your life should be exciting! When are you having kids?"
  },
  {
    user: "I'm stressed about work",
    bubbe: "Stressed? Try raising kids during the Depression! You millennials are soft. Maybe that's why you're still single?"
  },
  {
    user: "Should I text them back?",
    bubbe: "Text? CALL them like a mensch! No wonder you're alone. In my day we had REAL conversations! And got MARRIED!"
  }
];

async function generateMemoryFiles() {
  const memDir = path.join(__dirname, '..', 'user-memories');
  await fs.mkdir(memDir, { recursive: true });
  
  console.log(`Creating ${TEST_CONVERSATIONS.length} test conversation files...`);
  
  for (let i = 0; i < TEST_CONVERSATIONS.length; i++) {
    const conv = TEST_CONVERSATIONS[i];
    const userId = `test_user_${i + 1}`;
    const content = `# User Profile: ${userId}

## Recent Conversation

User: ${conv.user}
Bubbe: ${conv.bubbe}

## Topics Discussed
- Life advice
- Relationships  
- Money
- Health

Generated at: ${new Date().toISOString()}
`;
    
    const filename = path.join(memDir, `${userId}.md`);
    await fs.writeFile(filename, content);
    console.log(`Created: ${userId}.md`);
  }
  
  console.log(`✅ Generated ${TEST_CONVERSATIONS.length} test conversations for Twitter posting`);
}

generateMemoryFiles().catch(console.error);