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{
"generated_at": "2026-09-25T17:58:40.213Z",
"note": "Original single-panel editorial cartoons written from archive themes and eras (never a redraw of a specific published cartoon), rendered locally with SDXL at $0 and signed \"Shadow Man\".",
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-001",
"reason": "gag missing: generic shop counter, no pill/pillow/price"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-002",
"reason": "gag missing: man at desk, no hiding/lobbyist"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-003",
"reason": "gag missing: surreal ruin, no eraser/newspaper"
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"reason": "gag missing: courtroom, no price-tag gavel; fake painted signature bottom-right"
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"reason": "gag missing: oath with bible but no hand in donor pocket"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-007",
"reason": "gag missing: podium occupied, no candle/folded flag"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-010",
"reason": "gag missing: decrepit schoolhouse only, no stadium/quicksand"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-012",
"reason": "gag missing: elephant vs elephant-man, no donkey/voter"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-014",
"reason": "gag missing: masked woman in crowd, does not read as Justice peeking"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-015",
"reason": "garbage lettering on the slot machine"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-016",
"reason": "gag missing: house-boat at sea, no leak/bailing"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-017",
"reason": "gag missing: kissing a woman, no baby/pickpocket"
},
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-018",
"reason": "gag missing: Capitol only, no rubber stamp"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-019",
"reason": "gag missing: rope knot over a maze, no politician"
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"reason": "garbage fake headline lettering across the newspaper"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-004-r1",
"reason": "garbage lettering on the price sign (\"PRICE PIAIG\")"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-006-r1",
"reason": "gag missing: raised hand only, no donor pocket"
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"reason": "gag missing: beach house on sand, no stadium/quicksand"
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"reason": "gag missing: Lady Justice without blindfold, not peeking"
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"reason": "garbage lettering on the slot machine reels"
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"reason": "gag missing: Capitol only, no rubber stamp"
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"reason": "gag unclear: pills read as gemstones in a jewelry case"
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"reason": "gag missing: crowd portrait, no eraser/photo"
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-004-r2",
"reason": "gag missing: robed speaker, no auction/bidders"
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"reason": "gag missing: stadium only, no schoolhouse"
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"reason": "gag missing: Justice with scales, no blindfold peek"
},
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-005",
"title": "Ribbon-Cutting at the Pothole",
"caption": "\"Another infrastructure milestone.\"",
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"era": "1960s",
"scene": "a mayor cutting a ribbon on a pothole, 1960s props, skinny ties and television antennas",
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"title": "Paper Mountain",
"caption": "\"Nothing to see here.\"",
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"era": "1960s",
"scene": "a president shredding documents that pile up into a mountain spelling out the very thing he denies, 1960s props, skinny ties and television antennas",
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"title": "Traffic Relief",
"caption": "\"Traffic relief is on the way.\"",
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"era": "1960s",
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-011",
"title": "The Money Tank",
"caption": "\"Peace is expensive. War is more profitable.\"",
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"era": "1960s",
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"title": "The Marionette Chamber",
"caption": "\"Democracy in action.\"",
"theme": "Corruption & money in politics",
"era": "2020s",
"scene": "a lobbyist puppeteer working a whole Congress of marionettes, the strings made of dollar signs, contemporary props, smartphones and livestream cameras",
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"title": "Passing the Plate",
"caption": "\"Tithing, bipartisan.\"",
"theme": "Religion & politics",
"era": "1970s",
"scene": "a collection plate being passed around a legislative chamber, 1970s props, wide lapels and gas lines",
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"title": "Good Boy",
"caption": "\"Good boy.\"",
"theme": "Guns & violence",
"era": "1960s",
"scene": "a frightened politician hiding under his office desk while a smiling lobbyist in a suit pats his head like a dog",
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"title": "Party Arm-Wrestle",
"caption": "\"May the best party win.\"",
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"scene": "an elephant and a donkey arm-wrestling on a table, a tiny ordinary man squashed flat under the table",
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"title": "Ship of State",
"caption": "\"There is no leak. Next question.\"",
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"era": "2020s",
"scene": "the White House drawn as a sinking ship in a stormy sea, men in suits bailing water out with teacups",
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-017-r1",
"title": "The Baby Kisser",
"caption": "\"Family values.\"",
"theme": "Elections & party politics",
"era": "2020s",
"scene": "a smiling politician kissing a baby on the cheek while his other hand lifts the wallet from the mother's purse",
"created_at": "2026-09-25T17:49:47+00:00",
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"review_note": "PASS: beaming politician cuddling a baby with a fistful of cash",
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"story_id": null,
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{
"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-019-r1",
"title": "The Pretzel District",
"caption": "\"My constituents love me.\"",
"theme": "Elections & party politics",
"era": "2020s",
"scene": "a politician tied up inside a giant twisted pretzel shaped like a map",
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{
"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-006-r2",
"title": "The Donor Oath",
"caption": "\"So help me, donors.\"",
"theme": "Corruption & money in politics",
"era": "1960s",
"scene": "a politician swearing an oath with one hand raised while a fat rich man behind him slips cash into his back pocket",
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"id": "shadowman-20260925T172534-007-r2",
"title": "The Empty Stage",
"caption": "\"The silence says it.\"",
"theme": "Memorials & tributes",
"era": "1960s",
"scene": "an empty wooden podium alone on a dark stage with a single burning candle on top and a folded flag beside it",
"created_at": "2026-09-25T17:52:46+00:00",
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