`series2/memes/README.txt`

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Wallo & Pippa — Installer Follies
Ten original square PNG memes.

01-paste-gravity.png
THE PASTE WAS LEVEL.
THE BUCKET WAS NOT.

02-one-inch.png
JUST ONE MORE INCH.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

03-pattern-match.png
THE WALL IS PERFECT.
THE LAST STRIP HAS QUESTIONS.

04-just-five-minutes.png
JUST A FIVE-MINUTE TOUCH-UP.
THREE HOURS AGO.

05-paste-footprints.png
FRESHLY CLEANED FLOOR.
SIGNED BY THE INSTALLER.

06-roll-with-it.png
I SAID BRING A DROP CLOTH.
HE BROUGHT A WHOLE WALL.

07-ceiling-paste.png
AIMING FOR THE WALL.
THE CEILING FELT LEFT OUT.

08-ladder-parking.png
THE LADDER FITS.
THE REST OF US DON'T.

09-perfect-cut.png
MEASURE TWICE.
STILL CUT THE WRONG END.

10-last-roll.png
THE LAST ROLL.
NOW A TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISE.

Created September 5, 2026. Original generated illustrations; wallpaper is illustrative.